Campus Roamer Gifts

"All my college books are electronic textbooks, so my backpack weighs less now than it did when I was in elementary school."

Continuing education.

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

A man sitting in the grass reading

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

Safe spaces?

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Universidad

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

'What did you learn at university today?'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

Lacks Structure and Meaning

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

Campus Map: Philosophy Department

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

Are you really here?

Gone Lecturin'