Campus Wanderer Gifts

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

Micklebar knew more about something than anyone else, but he's forgotten what it is.

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

Lacks Structure and Meaning

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

'Uh oh, you have somehow wandered into the engineering quad.'

'What did you learn at university today?'

Pigeon Little

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Push for Disco...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Free Range Employees.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"I know. I miss him, too."

See you at Charing Cross!

You are here.

A man sitting in the grass reading

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

Doubledecker bus stop

Safe spaces?

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'