Campus Dweller Gifts

"Oh, this old thing?"

'It's okay - we're in a safe space.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Gen-Next Library

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

City Boy.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Author does not do tricks."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

In case of emergency, break glass.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.