Campus Living Dreamer Gifts

'Does it mean I can move into student digs ?'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Oh, this old thing?"

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Serenading

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Converted Parking Garage

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Good luck in your A Levels.

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

Lacks Structure and Meaning

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

"Falling leaves. That's what I miss most of all."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'