City Dweller Gifts

Urban therapy.

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

An Accident Waiting To Happen.

"We'll take it."

'I'm from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- I'm afraid that mustache will have to go.'

Introducing...Idiotman!

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

Tolerate thy neighbour

'Can you believe it? They still haven't picked up the trash.'

'Let's say we had jobs, and money, a place to live, and futures--how different would our lives really be?'

'These newly redundant bank employees have got a lot to learn.'

"Have you tired melatonin?"

If you don't look up, and cover your ears, and don't inhale, you'd think you were out in the country.

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

"Is it me, or as the rent goes up, does the apartment actually shrink a little?"

It might take a few years, but Pete knew that one day he would get to know the neighbors.

Man behind eight ball to pal: 'Come here, Bernie - I found a great hiding place!'

'I try to eat local, but we don't grow too much up here.'

"Apparently, we're never more than six rats away from a pair of feet."

Newsstand with a sign saying "For Rent: Newsstand or Studio Apt."

'No end in sight. Sorry.'

Welcome to the neighbourhood.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

At One With Nature

"200 years ago this was swamp as far as the eye could see."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

'Henry, lose the tourist clothes, we own a condo here now.'

Urban fox.

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"Yeah, I'm a songbird, but I'm a city songbird. No tip, no singing."

Terry lived in the Green belt beside the Stockbroker belt which was inside the Commuter belt.

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).