City Dweller Sibling Gifts

"Fetch chai tea latte, 43rd and Third Avenue, next to Walgreens."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

At the Museum

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Pigeon Little

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Hoodie Hang-out

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Child driving a toy car

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

A man looks up at the earth

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Push for Disco...

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"