City Dweller Sibling T-Shirts

"Fetch chai tea latte, 43rd and Third Avenue, next to Walgreens."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

At the Museum

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Pigeon Little

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Child driving a toy car

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Hoodie Hang-out

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Push for Disco...

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

A man looks up at the earth

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'