City Dweller Humor Gifts

"I live near Montauk point but I like to get into the city as often as possible."

City Centre Sign - Beware of the Yobs

Pedestrian Privacy Protector.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Hoodie Hang-out

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'Honey, I'm home.'

New York Scatological Society

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."