Campus Dweller Mugs

"Oh, this old thing?"

'It's okay - we're in a safe space.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Gen-Next Library

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

City Boy.

"Author does not do tricks."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

In case of emergency, break glass.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York