Campus Wanderer T-Shirts

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

Micklebar knew more about something than anyone else, but he's forgotten what it is.

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

Lacks Structure and Meaning

How's the college tour? Dunno. Tap Tap. You'd have 2 ask the parents. Tap tap.

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

'Uh oh, you have somehow wandered into the engineering quad.'

'What did you learn at university today?'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Pigeon Little

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Push for Disco...

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Free Range Employees.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

See you at Charing Cross!

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

"I know. I miss him, too."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

You are here.

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

Safe spaces?

A man sitting in the grass reading

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'