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College of Business Administration Golfers

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

'Not that net!'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

You are here.

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

Universidad

Lacks Structure and Meaning

'What did you learn at university today?'

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

Rustic Campgrounds.

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

Campus Map: Philosophy Department

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'