Roaming Gifts

Young Buffalo: 'Hello Mrs.Broadhouse,can Billy come out and Roam?'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

The experienced backpacker.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Airlines

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'How very Cumbria.'

Hither and Yon sign

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Walkers

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Fishing direction sign.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'