Roaming Pillows

Young Buffalo: 'Hello Mrs.Broadhouse,can Billy come out and Roam?'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

The experienced backpacker.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Airlines

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Hither and Yon sign

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'How very Cumbria.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Walkers

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Fishing direction sign.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"