Roaming Enthusiast Gifts

Young Buffalo: 'Hello Mrs.Broadhouse,can Billy come out and Roam?'

"Hmmm..."

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Fight or Flight

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Tourists in Egypt

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'