Rambling Enthusiast Gifts

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Hither and Yon sign

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'How very Cumbria.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Walkers

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Snowman of the Apes

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Scurile travels

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.