Rambling Gifts

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

'What's that Scottish word for when it's cold gray and raining?'

'Ok, this is far enough into the wilderness. My phone just died.'

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

"What a wonderful view, dear...from up here you can see five different cricket matches!"

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

You are here.

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

'Hi, I'm from search and rescue, try not to move!'

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

You aren't here sign.

Welcome to unspoilt countryside signs.

Stuck in the stile.

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

'So it's the Red Lion, followed by the Rose and Crown, and then on to the Horse and Hounds.'

Beware - Bull in field.

Hikers startled at caution sign

Ramblers Association

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"David's a compulsive rambler"

Call of the Wild Only

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

All trails go nowhere.

Tourist hanging off the wrong side of the cliff.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

You are here.

I love hillwalking

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Miles/Blisters.

Echo Valley - "Okay who's shout is it?"

You Are Here.