Roaming Executive Gifts

Nomadic Businessmen

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'I tried to warn you, Fred. As the economy goes, so goes the corporate culture here!'

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

Big desks take time.

Cat Boss

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Patel confirmed"

Dealmobile.

'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

"We're all nuts about the Pacific Rim."

'I'm just a cat. What do I know about being a CEO. So I asked the Donald to come here to give me some advice.'

"You've made it to the C Suite, Collins. You can stop questioning authority."

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

"Hmmm..."

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

Young Buffalo: 'Hello Mrs.Broadhouse,can Billy come out and Roam?'