Travelling Executive Gifts

'As you know Fenton, we have branch offices in some pretty remote parts of the world...'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"Expense account or regular?"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Airport Bored Rooms

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Business-Class.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"Hell: The Airport"

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Airline Mergers.

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Swiss Army Briefcase.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

Business traveller dreaming of home.

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

'I'll be back Friday - don't try anything funny while I'm away.'

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"There it is again, that tapping..."

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

'Yeah, yeah, hail Caesar ... listen, I got a meeting on the Third Hill at nine. what are my coffee options?'

"Hey, and I hear congrats are in order for earning 'Super Elite' status in elevator miles!"

"I assure you sir, this bag is used exclusively for first-class trash."