Executive Traveler Gifts

"Excuse Wilson, he's still in flight mode."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"Expense account or regular?"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Airport Bored Rooms

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Business-Class.

Big desks take time.

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Airline Mergers.

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'

Swiss Army Briefcase.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

"Patel confirmed"

'I'll be back Friday - don't try anything funny while I'm away.'

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'