Gallery Roamer Gifts

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Mr. Right!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Misunderstood artist

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

bird interprets modern art

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Cats at private view

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Rodin's Browser

The Rise of Modern Art

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Art Gallery.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'