River Racer Gifts

Canoe.

Canoes

'How'm I doin'?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Fishing direction sign.

Tractor Racing

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Wanna come up to my place?"

"Have you seen my wife?"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Thames Pizza

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

The Discovery of the Nile's Source

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'