Flood Management Gifts

"The first thing we do is go and withdraw our 'rainy day' investment."

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Superbowl halftime at the sewage treatment plant.

"What's the response here to increased risk of flooding due to climate change?"

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"The environmentalists should be happy - climate change is helping to restore former wetlands."

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

"I'm having my feet webbed next week."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Pipe Dream.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Natural Disasters

A Hole in the Dike

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Hurricane damage to trees

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

Sinking Oil Tanker

Life on Earth - Why bother?

Honey, wake up

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Septic Fields Forever.

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Water Feature 2006.

The Source of the Thames...

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.