Dealing With Home Flooding Gifts

'Dear Home Owner, If you do not pay your overdue water bill immediately, we will be forced to discontinue your service. Cordially, The Water Department.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

A Hole in the Dike

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Venice Floods

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

New Power Shower.

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

"The environmentalists should be happy - climate change is helping to restore former wetlands."

"We've got water views again."

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

"The first thing we do is go and withdraw our 'rainy day' investment."

"I'm having my feet webbed next week."

'It's a nice nook alright, but I'm more after something deep and narrow...'

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

"The good news is I've found a plumber...the bad news is he's coming from China. "

"It's deeper by train"

"I guess that bone's a goner..."

Woman in desperate need of a plumber.