Watercourse Management Gifts

"Look out - more UK Water statistics!"

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Fish want out of polluted river.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"We wish we could drink the water."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"Well, the drought is over."

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'No, you can't win it. But if you can figure out how to get my wife's car off the lake, I'd appreciate it.'

Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.

Save the river.

Will work for clean water.

Septic Fields Forever.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Minnesota ground water

"What have you done?"

Water Feature 2006.

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

The Source of the Thames...

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

Mole living in golf hole.

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

Plastic Pollution