Watercourse Management Pillows

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Fish want out of polluted river.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"We wish we could drink the water."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

'No, you can't win it. But if you can figure out how to get my wife's car off the lake, I'd appreciate it.'

"Well, the drought is over."

Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.

Save the river.

Will work for clean water.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Septic Fields Forever.

"What have you done?"

Minnesota ground water

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

The Source of the Thames...

Water Feature 2006.

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

Mole living in golf hole.

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

Plastic Pollution

Water Department Flood