Flood Preparation Gifts

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

A Hole in the Dike

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

Venice Floods

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Well yes, son. I imagine some marriages of convenience took place.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Climate Change Contingency House

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

Alberta on fire

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

Future World Records

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"