Flood Preparation Gifts

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

A Hole in the Dike

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I can see our house from here."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Venice Floods

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Well yes, son. I imagine some marriages of convenience took place.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Climate Change Contingency House

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

Honey, wake up

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

Alberta on fire

"Thank God we're insured"

Future World Records

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

10/03/17 14:03

Where's the leak then?

"Then we're all agreed. We'll repair the earthquake damage to every structure in town except for this one, which we'll leave as a reminder of the dangers of shoddy construction."