Storm Preparedness Gifts

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Emergency Phone.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I can see our house from here."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Prepper Dog

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Small Government Is Here

"My God, now what?"

'Mom! Dad! The thunder scares me! 'Billy! We're under here! (bed)

Emergency Underpants

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

How to save on your heating bill...

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

D.I.Y ladder

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

In case of fire call yourself.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."