Extreme Weather Preparedness Gifts

"So. . . you're expecting flooding then?. . ."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Emergency Phone.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"I can see our house from here."

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Prepper Dog

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'll take ten, please.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"My God, now what?"

Emergency Underpants

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Small Government Is Here

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

How to save on your heating bill...

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"