Storm Preparation Gifts

Insurance - Do you think the storm damage claims have blown over yet?

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Emergency Phone.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Emergency exit into Space

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I can see our house from here."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Prepper Dog

'Mom! Dad! The thunder scares me! 'Billy! We're under here! (bed)

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Small Government Is Here

"My God, now what?"

"Fight or flight?"

Emergency Underpants

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Yes, it's dangerous but, if there is a power there, think what it will mean for HD TVs, cell phones, ipods ... "

I love thunderstorms!

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Award Winning Photographer

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.