Storm Preparedness Mugs

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Emergency Phone.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Emergency Underpants

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Mom! Dad! The thunder scares me! 'Billy! We're under here! (bed)

"My God, now what?"

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

How to save on your heating bill...

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

D.I.Y ladder

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."