Flood Awareness Month Gifts

"I guess that bone's a goner..."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

National Everything Awareness Day

"Postwar is hell."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Are you OK hun?"

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

Healthcare declaration

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

It's A Breeze

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

Venice Floods

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"#Living my best life."

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

'Yes, we are going in circles. How do you feel about that?'

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy