Healthcare Awareness Month Gifts

Healthcare declaration

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

National Everything Awareness Day

"Postwar is hell."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"You left your demons here last week."

Distance to avoid contagion

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Are you OK hun?"

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'