Healthcare Awareness Month Gifts

Healthcare declaration

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

National Everything Awareness Day

"Postwar is hell."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Deaths from Coronavirus

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Distance to avoid contagion

"You left your demons here last week."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Are you OK hun?"

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Earth and the Coronavirus

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Mental Health System Breakdown