Healthcare Appreciation Week Gifts

Thank you Doctor

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"Turn your head and cough."

Healthcare declaration

Separation

"After reviewing your resume, I don't think you should be teaching English - I think you should be study English."

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Every pacemaker recipient is required to carry jumper cables...'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Teacher's pet dog

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'If 'v' is the number of qualified physics teachers, and 'c' is the number of unqualified science teachers, this factor reduces to zero.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

"When I said my teacher had no class I meant class was canceled."