Health Awareness Month Gifts

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

National Everything Awareness Day

"Postwar is hell."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Distance to avoid contagion

"You left your demons here last week."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Are you OK hun?"

Coronavirus Global Alert

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

30 Days Has Movember

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Healthcare declaration

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"