Men's Health Awareness Month Gifts

"The cape comes off too."

Health Dept. Turn knob & cough.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Well, well, well...'

PSA Banter.

"Postwar is hell."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Distance to avoid contagion

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Are you OK hun?"

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Coronavirus Global Alert

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Movember

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

30 Days Has Movember

Healthcare declaration

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Mental Health System Breakdown