Men's Health Gifts

Men's Health Screenings.

It's a great idea Movember, but it never would have worked in the 80s.

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"Yeah, it's great, we live in an age when we can speak openly about erectile dysfunction."

You say the plumage has lasted longer than four hours?

Hey, little buddy. Did you know that men often confuse a heart attack with a bout of constipation. Go away, Randy! That's why so many men who croak from heart attacks are found in the loo. Go away! The first responders are on their way. I haven't been in here that long!

Baldness Facts

Erectile Dysfunction Unit

Happy Movember

"Based on blood tests and the X-ray, I'd say it's 'a guy thing'."

Movember

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

"We've made great progress!"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

'Well, well, well...'

Lactose Intolerant

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Your contents have shifted."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."