Men's Health Prints

Men's Health Screenings.

It's a great idea Movember, but it never would have worked in the 80s.

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"Yeah, it's great, we live in an age when we can speak openly about erectile dysfunction."

Baldness Facts

Erectile Dysfunction Unit

Happy Movember

"Based on blood tests and the X-ray, I'd say it's 'a guy thing'."

Movember

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"We've made great progress!"

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

What the Doctor Ordered

'Well, well, well...'

Lactose Intolerant

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Your contents have shifted."

PSA Banter.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'