Sexual Health Gifts

'Sex is good!'

Safe sex.

Promote the use of condoms.

"You had your chance at 15 minutes of fame, and you settled for 15 seconds."

"C'mon, baby. No. You know it's not as good when I wear it."

'I have to take this, my doctor is calling with some test results.'

AIDS prevention

'You're an incredible sex machine.'

'What does ominous mean?'

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

Patrons are reading 'How to have sex and not die'.

'Well yes, Patricia. This story did take place before the advent of the pill.'

"How many sex partners have you had?"

HIV Prevention

Safe Sex

Man looking at a pack of condoms on a shop shelf that has the label, "Family Size".

"Not without a condom!"

"Cancel my appointment, something came up."

"Got any ribbed condoms? No, buy an ordinary one and slip in a handful of frozen peas."

Safe Sex

Sex Education

AIDS

Sex therapy clinic

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Weight gain on the pill.

Dexter believed in practicing safe head.

'There's a lot of talk about safe sex, but I'm not getting any.'

WHO checklist

'No thanks! I prefer using a sock.'

"I wonder if she takes the 'morning-after' pill..." "I wonder if he takes the 'night-before' pill..."

"Don't worry. It happens to a lot of guys. Personally, I know of eight hundred and sixty one."

Viagra falls

"Really? I wear the same size condom I wore in high school."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."