Sexual Health Awareness Gifts

'Before we go further, I have to know if you've been tested for bee mites.'

Full body condoms

PSA Banter.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

WHO checklist

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

New arrival

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

30 Days Has Movember

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"The cape comes off too."

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Sex Education

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

AIDS prevention

Zika global alert

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'I tried it at home...'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'