Sexual Health Promoters Gifts

HIV Prevention

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

WHO checklist

New arrival

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Vaccines vs Variants

"You won’t need refills."

Sex Education

"That was some climax, Hon."

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We have an improved measles vaccine. How should we promote it? TV spots!

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"What's a condom for?"

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

Couple in bed reading guide-books

Sex therapy clinic

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

Cautious photojournalist.

'Sex is good!'

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

AIDS prevention

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

"How many sex partners have you had?"

Vaccination Joy

Bobo, you idiot – the mask has to go over your nose.

Roman Condom Machine

"I'm a weight-loss motivator. I tell people that if they don't eat right and exercise, they will look like me."

Radiant

Tele Condom

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Get your shot!

Safe sex.

Promote the use of condoms.

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