Men's Health Awareness Month Mugs

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Well, well, well...'

PSA Banter.

"Postwar is hell."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Distance to avoid contagion

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Are you OK hun?"

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Coronavirus Global Alert

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Movember

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

30 Days Has Movember

Healthcare declaration

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"