Flood Risk Awareness Pillows

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

A Hole in the Dike

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Venice Floods

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Japanese disaster

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Water Department Flood

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

Mexico braces for more floods.

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Water on board

"We've got water views again."

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

"It's deeper by train"

'I see it as a response to flood warnings.'

Children look on as homes are flooded.

Climate Change Winner

"I guess that bone's a goner..."

The old woman who lives in a shoe meets a friends who says: 'My new home is built on a flood plain ??" but thankfully it's a welly.'

'Looks like they're expecting floods again.'

Anchor holding house 'Damp, what damp?'