Flood Watchers Pillows

Children look on as homes are flooded.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Captain steering house through flood.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Venice Floods

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Well yes, son. I imagine some marriages of convenience took place.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Me…me…catch me!'

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'I Keep Thinking it's Somerset.'

Water Department Flood

Water on board

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Mexico braces for more floods.

In the future, wars will be fought over water

'I told you it was the wrong time of year to go over the falls in a barrel.'

'I see it as a response to flood warnings.'

German Flooding

"I suppose I'd better get that damp sorted out. . ."

'It isn't on a flood plain is it?'