Flood Watchers T-Shirts

Children look on as homes are flooded.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Captain steering house through flood.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Venice Floods

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Well yes, son. I imagine some marriages of convenience took place.'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Me…me…catch me!'

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'I Keep Thinking it's Somerset.'

Water on board

We'll see who's laughing when this is all water.

Water Department Flood

Mexico braces for more floods.

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

In the future, wars will be fought over water

'I told you it was the wrong time of year to go over the falls in a barrel.'

German Flooding

"I suppose I'd better get that damp sorted out. . ."

'I see it as a response to flood warnings.'