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Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Venice Floods

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

A Hole in the Dike

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Honey, wake up

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

Japanese disaster

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Water Department Flood

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

Mexico braces for more floods.

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Water on board

"We've got water views again."

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

Entering California, Weather Permitting.

Children look on as homes are flooded.

'I see it as a response to flood warnings.'

"It's deeper by train"

"I guess that bone's a goner..."

The old woman who lives in a shoe meets a friends who says: 'My new home is built on a flood plain ??" but thankfully it's a welly.'

'Things have to get worse before they get better.'

'Looks like they're expecting floods again.'