Defender Of Hydration Gifts

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Hydration

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Make your own bottled water.

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Water: the first medicine

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

'So we meet again...'

Protecting the green

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

Flower steals water during a drought.

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

"Darn it! No more cups!"

A man has wind turbines in his bath

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

Cactus Fountain

'Darn! No cup!'

"Frankly, I think that using precious water to grow flowers is a real waste..."