Hydrate With Humor T-Shirts

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'I've got this feeling, like a heavy weight on my stomach.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Hydration

'It was at this point that I insisted all employees eat their vegetables.'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"Wuhan virus, Ebola, West Nile, Asian Flu. . . what's wrong with good old American diseases?"

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

Lard Lite - Marketing

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"You're getting too much fiber."

The big bad wolf uses an inhaler before he blows down the three little pigs' straw house.

Knight with a tap in his armour.

"Excuse me....water!!"

"I like the idea of getting rid of our junk food, but instead of throwing the fridge out, you could've just thrown the food out."

'This is spinach, Grandma. Spinach isn't grandmotherly.'

Computer: 'You-are-spending-too-much-time-interfacing-with-food'

"You know, the hardest thing is getting them to admit they don't have a problem!"

I Speak Your Weight: "Lay off the pizza and chips!"

The Fountain of Menopause

'You need to lose about 30 pounds of gravitas.'

"Oi...use the bloody ashtray!"

'You may be feeling unwell because of the amount of medication you're taking...I'll just see if there's something I can give you for that.'

'It's a vicious circle: If I can't catch fresh food, I eat junk food, which makes me even less likely to be able to catch fresh food...'

"We don't need menus. Just pick the healthiest dish you have and give it to us deep fried."

'The doctor said you've been whining about taking a baby aspirin everyday, so he's switching you to crybaby aspirin.'

'Is that the water authority? Can I use my hosepipe to pump out the basement?'

A TV with a tap has a person drowning on the screen.

'Of course I'm at work with a fever of 104. I'm not going to waste a sick day off when I'm actually sick!'

"We try to diversify."