Hydrant Humor Aficionados Pillows

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No Soliciting

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"Apple harvest."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Hydration

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

Suddenly, the line went dead.

Hiker's right of way.

Life Imitates Arf....

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'Ill you knock it off and do what comes naturally?'

'Every school has a class clown.'

Scarecrow Painting

"The Yelp reviews of this hydrant are off the charts."

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

Last Hydrant for 10 Blocks

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'What do you think of my new place? It's a 1 bedroom, 3 bathroom.'

"OK so - this might sound kinda crazy - but what do you think of me peeing on you?"

'You're a little overweight.'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.