Hydrant Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

No Soliciting

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Hydration

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

Life Imitates Arf....

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"The Yelp reviews of this hydrant are off the charts."

Last Hydrant for 10 Blocks

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'Every school has a class clown.'

'Ill you knock it off and do what comes naturally?'

'What do you think of my new place? It's a 1 bedroom, 3 bathroom.'

"OK so - this might sound kinda crazy - but what do you think of me peeing on you?"

Octopus Manicure.

"Hey, bartender, spill another beer in front of me, will ya?"

'You're a little overweight.'

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.