Hydrant Humor Enthusiasts Mugs

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

No Soliciting

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Hydration

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Life Imitates Arf....

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

"The Yelp reviews of this hydrant are off the charts."

Last Hydrant for 10 Blocks

Knight with a tap in his armour.

Dog statue being unveiled at a fire hydrant company opening

'Every school has a class clown.'

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'Ill you knock it off and do what comes naturally?'

'What do you think of my new place? It's a 1 bedroom, 3 bathroom.'

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

"OK so - this might sound kinda crazy - but what do you think of me peeing on you?"

Octopus Manicure.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

'You're a little overweight.'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.